Every night at Daddy’s, before bedtime, I munch on a cup of hot cocoa and a Peanut Butter and Jelly sandwich. Daddy tenderly cuts the crust off and leaves it on the side. First goes the crust because it is my favorite part. Before 20 minutes is up, I have Om’nomed the hell out of every piece of that bad-boy!
When I watch porn, it is only of:
- Hentai
- Brunettes.
I’m picky.
I blow my money on coloring-books, temporary tattoos, and quarter machines.
I lost my virginity when I was 18; three weeks after my first kiss.
Pacifier’s = weakness.
I have a horrible oral fixation.
WATCH IT NOW! ALL HAIL HYPNOTOAD! WATCH IT NOW!
I deny any ‘religions’ affiliation.
I believe in the infinent power of science and the giving power of Karma.
Twirling hair is my number one (and constant) quirk.
